I'm never doing this again.

Published March 28, 2025 · 1:32 · 89,302 views

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At ninety-two seconds, this is a list, not an argument. No flip-flops outside of the beach, pool, or showers. No shorts outside of beach, exercise, or pool. No baseball hats outside of baseball. No sneakers outside of home. Skateboarding, done. It became tacky after the age of 35. Alcohol, drugs, cigarettes. Quit couch surfing at age 41 in 2016. No more redeye flights. No more nondirect flights in America. No more QR-code-only menus.

The American system of air travel is garbage. If you still have a QR code only menu, you can go. Every item is a line drawn in permanent marker. Some experiences are best honored by refusing to repeat them.

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There's a certain pride that many Americans take in dressing like slobs.

It's spreading around the world. It ends with me. No flip-flops outside of the beach, pool, or showers. No shorts

outside of beach, exercise, or pool. No baseball hats outside of baseball, the beach, or home. No more sneakers outside

of home, exercise, or sports. I'm done skateboarding. This is a dignity thing.

I'm too old. It became tacky for me after the age of 35. Alcohol, drugs, cigarettes. Though I will smoke a

cigarette when a friend or loved one has died. No more running marathons. No more cheap seats at live events. Best seats I've ever had. And this is his first

game ever. I barely want to go in the first place. I quit couch surfing at age 41 in

2016. No more LAN NYC commercial redeye plane travel. No more solo airplane

travel for fun in America. Do it in Europe. I'll do it in other countries. The American system of

air travel is garbage. It's as bad or worse as the New York City subway system. They do not care about you. No more

nondirect flights in America. I will not go unless I'm trapped by other people to

a restaurant that still has a QR codeonly menu. If you still have a QR code only menu, you can go

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