How to Make Your Own DIY Light Bouquet
Published September 16, 2021 · 3:05 · 77,074 views
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Two exotic ingredients. First: little light balls from Amazon, about 19 cents each. Pull the paper tab to turn them on, jam a zip tie into the slit between the batteries to turn them off. Second: a 16-ounce glass bottle of juice from Erewhon or whatever the rich-people grocery store is in your region. Doesn't matter which juice. They all taste disgusting. The bottle costs $9, which is $72 a gallon. There is a $1.50 deposit if you change your mind.
Arrange the lights like flowers. An odd number in a vase is more beautiful than an even number. If one of your snobby-ass friends asks who the designer is, tell them it's an Olafur Eliasson. You can forge his signature with a paint pen on the back of the bottle. Olafur Eliasson lamps cost around $20,000. Your friends should be impressed.
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[Applause] you need two exotic ingredients to make this light bouquet and the first are these little light
balls from amazon [Music] they cost about 19 cents each to turn them on you pull out these paper tabs
[Music] these zip ties are the ones that are about 3 16 inches wide by about 11 inches long 20 for five dollars
at home depot [Applause] to turn off the lights you jam the sharp end of the zip tie into the little slit between the
batteries opposite the bulb to turn them back on you pull the zip tie out slightly [Applause] [Music]
now here's the part that's going to make you look rich the second exotic ingredient get yourself one of these glass bottles
of juice from erwan or whatever the rich people grocery store is in your region doesn't matter which juice you get because they
all taste disgusting but you want the 16 ounce bottle the 16 ounce bottle of juice is going to set you back 9 bucks that's 72 a gallon
by the way but there's a 1.50 deposit on the bottle if you change your mind about all this arrange the little lights as you would
flowers you can cut the lock end of the zip tie to change its length there's intuition to this step but we're
told that an odd number of flowers and a vase is more beautiful than an even number of flowers in a vase
slightly pull the zip ties from the balls and they'll light up and there you have it if one of your snobby ass friends asks
who's the designer or who's the artist just tell them it's an or elias you can even forge his signature with
paint pen on the back of the bottle olaf or license lamps cost around 20 000 bucks so so your friends should be impressed [Music] you
Products & Tools Mentioned
- Amazon light balls uses — LED light balls purchased from Amazon for the bouquet
- zip ties uses — used to assemble light bouquet
- Home Depot uses — source for additional materials
People Referenced
Olafur Eliasson